Sunday, August 15, 2010

Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my 
MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat. 
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, 
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But……. Don't try it at McDonald's though.

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!!!
Also Posted at Woodsterman