Sunday, November 6, 2011

Americans, STAND UP AND BE ON YOUR OWN!!!!! (This message is worth spreading)

I am quite sure most who might view the following are more than aware of our current state of affairs in the U.S. and most likely share the views contained within.

That said, the level of intensity and frustration in this message of a learned Professor, Terry J. Lovell, displays is what I believe deserves further audience as we fight to collectively save our Nation from certain ruin.


Saturday, October 22, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011


As you know I'm in the Gold Country for a few days ... 
Dudes and Dudettes, I found some "Occupiers". Yup, here 
in Nevada City. There were about ten very smelly, 
dred-locked (not cleaned in a year), Deer in a head light 
looking,  20ish looking kids. My wife (a very, I'm 
ashamed to say, apathetic person) asks, "why are you 
looking at them like "THAT" "? I just roll my eyes and Say, 
"The hippy craze was 45 years ago ... and what stupid M-Fer 
is going to "occupy" redneck country?"

Monday, September 26, 2011

Drafting Guys Over 60

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to
track down terrorists.  You can't be older than 42 to
join the military.  They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take
us old guys.  You shouldn't be able to join a military unit
until you're at least 35. 
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about
sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about
sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.  'My back hurts!  I can't               
sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe
letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it
will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile.. 
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am.  Old guys
always get up early to pee, so what the hell.  Besides, like I
said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may
as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch. 
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where
we put them.  In fact, name, rank, and serial number
would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting
screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food.  We've also
developed an appreciation for guns.  We've been using them
for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the
screaming and yelling. 
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've
been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after
completing basic training. 
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet. 
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still
learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.
He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to
shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little
more about life before sending them off into harm's way. 
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The
last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off
old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know
that their best years are already behind them. 

How about recruiting Women over menopause!!!
You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on
border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night! 
Send this to all of your senior's in big  type so they can read it.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

My Comment . . .

I left this comment at a few places this morning,
so I thought I would post it here too.

I was happily surprised yesterday by the unashamed Patriotism 
and 911 remembrances all over TV. As I watched my 
football games I thought to myself, "The libs couldn't stop this, 
and damn them for trying!"


Saturday, September 10, 2011

YOU Want Us To Call 911 What ?

The Dems, led by the Pantload, want a sweeter,
kinder, gentler  name for 911. Something new that
would give us a warm and fuzzy feeling though out
the day.

How about:
1. National Service Day
2. Kiss a Liberal on the back of the neck day.
3. Take off your clothes and run through the streets day.
4. Kiss a Muzloon's Ass Day
and my personal favorite:
5. Piss on a NY Ground Zero Survivor Day

New York and The Pentagon, We Americans want you to know we share your grief this day. You are in our prayers.

And Libs, This one's for you!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Direct Quote . . . .

Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, 
I have noticed a large number of people implying with 
bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to 
state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. 
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane 
zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a damn genius".

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Monday, August 15, 2011

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Halloween comes early..

..or Debbie Blabbermouth-Schitz: the gift that keeps on giving.

Speaking of early gifts, here is some artwork blatantly ripped off from Scooter's Big Hairy News:

Appropriately named blog in this case, nicht wahr? Be sure to put BHN on your frequently visited blogs list. Along with Odie at Woodsterman, it has some of the most precious artwork on the internet.

ADD PICTURES: As long as we are dredging up images of unpleasant things, I humbly submit the following from the pages of recent history:

McCain is a war hero and all that, but -- especially with his Middle Earth speech in the Senate  last night -- he is becoming a crashing bore.

Just. Go. Away.


Sunday, July 17, 2011

Support Home Depot

When Hugh Hewitt is bad, he'll put you to sleep. Sometimes, his plugs for Disneyland, his chats with the interminably boring and smug RINO John Campbell are like popping a half bottle of Sominex or Lunesta, and, although, I am a devout Christian, I want red meat politics in my drive time. (Oh, I am gonna get mail for this.) Sometimes I want to reach through the speaker, grab Hewitt by the neck and pull him into the passenger seat of the Warplanner LAV -- my Olive Drab 2000 Jeep Cherokee, so I can smack some sense into him and tell him to stoke the fire in his belly.

But when Hugh is on fire he's, well, on fire.

I was reviewing/catching up on some past downloaded podcasts from his Hughniverse pay content outlet. (You Google it; I ain't wasting time promoting Hewitt's business until he plugs this blog or The War Planner.) and I came upon an interview he did several days ago with Bernie Marcus, the co-founder and CEO of Home Depot. Here is an excerpt:

HH: Let me ask you, Bernie Marcus, people will be very interested in this, do you think we can turn this around? Can this economy go back to the era of growth that Home Depot experienced in the 80s and 90s? Is that possible again?
BM: Listen, the American people are very resilient, unlike other people in the world. We just have to get out of their way. We just have to allow them to grow. And if we don’t do that, and we can’t keep putting in impediments. Look, I know so many small business people today. Nobody wants to expand. They’re not willing to expand today. There’s such uncertainty out there. You have a group of people in Washington today, where they’re the bad guys. I mean, if a man has a successful small business, and he’s making $200,000 dollars a year, he’s the enemy of the world.
HH: Yeah. Do you think the President understands this at all, Bernie Marcus?
BM: I…look, look. I’m sure this guy is, I’m sure his head is in the right place. He just doesn’t understand it. He never worked for a day in his life. How would he know it?
HH: Yeah.
BM: He never had to make a payroll, and he has surrounded himself…there’s a statistic that’s very important. They had a statistic on how many businesspeople worked in every administration. The typical one, the smallest one was something like 35% were in the business world. This administration, it’s 8%. He’s surrounded by college professors, he’s surrounded by economic professionals, but nobody has ever created a job in this administration.
I listened to the whole thing and came away with feeling that (1) this guy has his head screwed on right and (2) I will take my business to Home Depot whenever there is a choice. Fortunately, both of these feelings are easy to honor. Basically, Bernie is one of us: pro-business, thinks The Pantload and his Clown Troupe are economically ignorant turds, and spares no words when ripping them a new one. Also, the only hardware store close by me is an OSH that I hate patronizing because I seem to annoy the help whenever I purchase anything there.

(By the way, a former business owner for whom I wrote software, sold her company and went to work for Home Depot. The stories she told me about working there lead me to believe that Bernie has his employees practice what he preaches. For example, do you know that if you ask a salesperson where to find a product, it's policy that they practically drop everything and take you to where the item is stocked; they also stay with you until you have pretty much made up your mind to purchase. I have experienced this most of the time I am in the store; only when they have customers crawling all over the place, do they seem to deviate from that, but it is understandable and it is nowhere near the sheer animosity I experience a OSH.)

Anyway, I am glad I discovered Bernie Marcus; color me now a big fan!

", fans, they're over on aisle 12 towards the back. Here, I'll take you.."


Saturday, July 2, 2011

Is This America ?

Putting this aside ... Happy 4th of July!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Which One is Newt ?

Are you having trouble with that question too?

Monday, May 9, 2011

Friday, April 15, 2011

Budget Gone Wild !

Hat Tip to The Born Again Americans

Priceless !

I was having lunch the other day with a very dear friend and her ten-year-old son,  when he asked her, "Mom, what holiday is tomorrow?"  

She said, "It's President's Day, sweetheart!"

He asked, "What does that mean?"

I was waiting for her to reply with something very profound, when ...

She said, "Well, honey, President's Day is that day when Mr. Obama steps out of the White House ... and, if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."

Sunday, March 6, 2011


This was sent to me and passed it along and
I Post It Here!

The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer Sebastian Vilar Rodriguez and published in a Spanish newspaper on Jan. 15, 2008. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the message to the rest of Europe - and possibly to the rest of the world.

Date: Tue. 15 January 2008 14:30


I walked down the street in Barcelona , and suddenly discovered a terrible truth - Europe died in Auschwitz .. We killed six million Jews and replaced them with 20 million Muslims. In Auschwitz we burned a culture, thought, creativity, talent. We destroyed the chosen people, truly chosen, because they produced great and wonderful people who changed the world.

The contribution of this people is felt in all areas of life: science, art, international trade, and above all, as the conscience of the world. These are the people we burned.

And under the pretense of tolerance, and because we wanted to prove to ourselves that we were cured of the disease of racism, we opened our gates to 20 million Muslims, who brought us stupidity and ignorance, religious extremism and lack of tolerance, crime and poverty, due to an unwillingness to work and support their families with pride.

They have blown up our trains and turned our beautiful Spanish cities into the third world, drowning in filth and crime.

Shut up in the apartments they receive free from the government, they plan the murder and destruction of their naive hosts.

And thus, in our misery, we have exchanged culture for fanatical hatred, creative skill for destructive skill, intelligence for backwardness and superstition.

We have exchanged the pursuit of peace of the Jews of Europe and their talent for a better future for their children, their determined clinging to life because life is holy, for those who pursue death, for people consumed by the desire for death for themselves and others, for our children and theirs.

What a terrible mistake was made by miserable Europe ...
The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000; that is ONE BILLION TWO HUNDRED MILLION or 20% of the world's population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes:

1988 - Najib Mahfooz

1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat
1990 - Elias James Corey
1994 - Yaser Arafat:
1999 - Ahmed Zewai



1960 - Peter Brian Medawar
1998 - Ferid Mourad


The Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000; that is FOURTEEN MILLION or about 0.02% of the world's population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes:

1910 - Paul Heyse
1927 - Henri Bergson
1958 - Boris Pasternak
1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon
1966 - Nelly Sachs
1976 - Saul Bellow
1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer
1981 - Elias Canetti
1987 - Joseph Brodsky
1991 - Nadine Gordimer World

1911 - Alfred Fried
1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser
1968 - Rene Cassin
1973 - Henry Kissinger
1978 - Menachem Begin
1986 - Elie Wiesel
1994 - Shimon Peres
1994 - Yitzhak Rabin

1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer
1906 - Henri Moissan
1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson
1908 - Gabriel Lippmann
1910 - Otto Wallach
1915 - Richard Willstaetter
1918 - Fritz Haber
1921 - Albert Einstein
1922 - Niels Bohr
1925 - James Franck
1925 - Gustav Hertz
1943 - Gustav Stern
1943 - George Charles de Hevesy
1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi
1952 - Felix Bloch
1954 - Max Born
1958 - Igor Tamm
1959 - Emilio Segre
1960 - Donald A. Glaser
1961 - Robert Hofstadter
1961 - Melvin Calvin
1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau
1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz
1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman
1965 - Julian Schwinger
1969 - Murray Gell-Mann
1971 - Dennis Gabor
1972 - William Howard Stein
1973 - Brian David Josephson
1975 - Benjamin Mottleson
1976 - Burton Richter
1977 - Ilya Prigogine
1978 - Arno Allan Penzias
1978 - Peter L Kapitza
1979 - Stephen Weinberg
1979 - Sheldon Glashow
1979 - Herbert Charles Brown
1980 - Paul Berg
1980 - Walter Gilbert
1981 - Roald Hoffmann
1982 - Aaron Klug
1985 - Albert A. Hauptman
1985 - Jerome Karle
1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach
1988 - Robert Huber
1988 - Leon Lederman
1988 - Melvin Schwartz
1988 - Jack Steinberger
1989 - Sidney Altman
1990 - Jerome Friedman
1992 - Rudolph Marcus
1995 - Martin Perl
2000 - Alan J. Heeger

1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson
1971 - Simon Kuznets
1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow
1975 - Leonid Kantorovich
1976 - Milton Friedman
1978 - Herbert A. Simon
1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein
1985 - Franco Modigliani
1987 - Robert M. Solow
1990 - Harry Markowitz
1990 - Merton Miller
1992 - Gary Becker
1993 - Robert Fogel

1908 - Elie Metchnikoff
1908 - Paul Erlich
1914 - Robert Barany
1922 - Otto Meyerhof
1930 - Karl Landsteiner
1931 - Otto Warburg
1936 - Otto Loewi
1944 - Joseph Erlanger
1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser
1945 - Ernst Boris Chain
1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller
1950 - Tadeus Reichstein
1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman
1953 - Hans Krebs
1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann
1958 - Joshua Lederberg
1959 - Arthur Kornberg
1964 - Konrad Bloch
1965 - Francois Jacob
1965 - Andre Lwoff
1967 - George Wald
1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg
1969 - Salvador Luria
1970 - Julius Axelrod
1970 - Sir Bernard Katz
1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman
1975 - Howard Martin Temin
1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg
1977 - Roselyn Sussman Yalow
1978 - Daniel Nathans
1980 - Baruj Benacerraf
1984 - Cesar Milstein
1985 - Michael Stuart Brown
1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein
1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]
1988 - Gertrude Elion
1989 - Harold Varmus
1991 - Erwin Neher
1991 - Bert Sakmann
1993 - Richard J. Roberts
1993 - Phillip Sharp
1994 - Alfred Gilman
1995 - Edward B. Lewis
1996- Lu RoseIacovino
TOTAL: 129!

The Jews are NOT promoting brain washing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non Muslims. The Jews don't hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants. There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church. There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people.

The Jews don't traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.

Perhaps the world's Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems.

Muslims must ask 'what can they do for humankind' before they demand that humankind respects them.

Regardless of your feelings about the crisis between Israel and the Palestinians and Arab neighbors, even if you believe there is more culpability on Israel 's part, the following two
sentences really say it all:
'If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel ." Benjamin Netanyahu
General Eisenhower Warned Us It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.

He did this because he said in words to this effect:

'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened'
Recently, the UK debated whether to remove The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet. However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.

It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the, 6 million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900 Catholic priests who were 'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beaten, experimented on and humiliated' while the German people looked the other way.

Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.

This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people. Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.

How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center 'NEVER HAPPENED' because it offends some Muslim in the United States ?

Do not just delete this message; it will take only a minute to pass this along.

Alex (the rest of his info not displayed) 

Friday, February 11, 2011

A Day In The Park: The Answer to 1984 is 1776 (Video)

A glimpse into our future should we not press on to get back to our founding,,,,,

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Team Obama Food Police™ Birthday Edition

They say to "Practice what you preach" so I could not pass this up,,,,,

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Monday, January 24, 2011

Massive Explosion Rocks Russian Airport

Still trying to get details on this, but apparently there has been an enormous explosion at Domodedovo airport just outside of Moscow. For those of you who are not familiar, this is one of Russia's largest airports servicing 22 million travelers a year. The airport has been in the news recently for the apparent security laxes occurring at this airport.

According to initial reports, apparently they have found body parts (including the head) from the suspected terrorist who detonated the bomb. Amateur video has been popping up on YouTube showing pictures of smoke, piles of bodies and luggage everywhere. So far, it has been report that 31 people are dead with over 170 other known injuries. At present time, it is not known yet who was responsible, but it it assumed that it was islamic terrorist who completed the act.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

A Catch 22 Brought To You By Green Power

I was just sitting around and letting my mind do what it wants to. 
That happens a lot in a Woodsterman's world. All of a sudden,
while thinking about how useless an electric car (the Volt) is at the 
present, it hits me. The same useless liberal Greenies that 
are pushing the electric cars are also responsible for there not 
being any new power plants built in California, where I live, for
last forty years. Think about it, if the libs get there way and only 
electric cars are built ... fill in the blanks as to how we cope
( in our dirt floor huts) and what I'm calling them right now.

It's further proof of their inability to think, isn't it. This is what 
happens when a whole group of people feel without thinking ...
A total catch 22. So, you good feeling metrosexuals, you
can't have it both ways. Do you want new power plants
and electric cars, or none of the above?

Friday, January 14, 2011

OUCH .... Higher Taxes !

Ladies and gentlemen, there comes a time when we on the right
can say, "We told you so" to those on the left. When the left turns
government into their pet project or charitable organization, there
will be an ultimate price to pay. One state in particular has been
robbing it's citizens to support it's political base. Now the piper
must pay the bill. Don't feel too bad for these citizens. After all,
they have voted for these people year after year.

It looks like some of the friends of this blog will have their state
income taxes raised as much as 66% ... ouch! It is the politicians
of Illinois telling their voters that the party isn't quite over. "We
on the left know what's best for our citizens, unions, and us, so
now you can pay for it. Our union thugs will be coming around
to collect your fair share." After all, it is the Chicago way!

I wish our Chicago blogging friends well. Sorry Guys, it looks 
like you get to pay for the party that produced the likes of the
Golden Pantload and his friends in the White House.

Story Link .... Illinois Party! 
Woodsterman was here