Saturday, December 2, 2017

Kissing Your Sisgter

From my high school classmate and dear friend, Tom, the retired Georgia homicide dick:

The Nun and The Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun......She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1- you have to be single, and
#2 you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Friday, December 1, 2017

Friday, November 17, 2017

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Monday, September 25, 2017

Monday, September 11, 2017

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

It Will Be Another Year Without The NFL

Last year with Kaepernick acting up I had chosen not
not to watch any NFL football. I hear I wasn't alone. 
Now we have another malcontent acting up ... Well,
EFF him, his coach, the team owner, and the NFL
for ruining football for me again this year. I will be
sitting out another year it looks like.

Monday, July 3, 2017

Where to start: catching up..

The Trump opposition -- mainly the media -- continues it's slide down the slimy sides of the porcelain bowl and into the blue-tinted water as the President with a deft flick of the wrist, flicks the handle and the CNN turds begin their laps around the bowl and, ultimately, their trip to the sewage treatment plant.

It has been such a dizzying ride with these assholes predictably vapor-locking on every tweet Trump puts out that it has been very difficult for one to catalog all of the umbrages they take. But one of my beloved idols sums it all up nicely, particularly the point that those nettlesome with the tweets (including Tucker) should pack it in and enjoy the ride. Here is Tammy Bruce's opinion which I sincerely share:

..goodness knows I am!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Monday, May 29, 2017

~ Memorial Day ~

A Leader that thanks those who gave everything.

Sunday, May 7, 2017

The French, Once Again, Show They Don't Love France

Well France, put your head between your legs,
and kiss your ass good bye. You took the EU
and Muslims first, and France last.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Irrelevant TV Host Called My President A What?

List of Sponsors:

Bank of America

University of Phoenix
Amazon Echo
Anheuser Busch
Sabra hummus

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Crap Weasel of the year..

..any questons? Any objections?

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Suspected "Whatever" Joins Expedia


Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Friday, February 3, 2017

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Friday, January 20, 2017

Monday, January 16, 2017