Sunday, August 15, 2010

Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my 
MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the hat. 
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, 
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But……. Don't try it at McDonald's though.

The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!!!
Also Posted at Woodsterman
 

4 comments:

Amusing Bunni said...

Hi Odie, I need that green hat, maybe I could get a seat on the bus.

What Makes Us Right said...

Not sure why anyone cared, considering we are not allowed to enforce anything!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, it works every time it's tried.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Yeah Righty, but when you don't speak the language, you don't know what the gringos are saying.