Thursday, August 12, 2010

All Right, Boys, Let’s Go Dance

If one is both Muslim and gay it is difficult to have a good time. Greg Gutfeld has an ingenious solution to "reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world".

Countering the controversy over the proposed Ground Zero mosque, Gutfeld has declared his own plan to build a gay bar catering to Muslims next to the Islamic center.

Will the mosque's supporters show the same tolerance toward his bar that they've demanded from their critics who say the mosque's location is insensitive to victims of the 9-11 attacks?

“The goal is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps—but still want to dance.”

Islamic law teaches that homosexuality is a vile form of fornication, punishable by death. According to Hadith al-Tirmidhi, Sunan 1:152—[Muhammad said] "Whoever is found conducting himself in the manner of the people of Lot; kill the doer and the receiver."

Interestingly, the same rules don't apply in paradise, where martyrs for the cause of Allah enjoy an orgy of virgins and "perpetual youth" Qur'an (56:17) (otherwise known as "boys" Qur'an (52:24)). Qur'an (76:19) bluntly states, "And immortal boys will circulate among them, when you see them you will count them as scattered pearls." Technically, the mere presence of boys doesn't necessarily mean sex, however it is strongly implied from the particular emphasis on the effeminacy, handsomeness and "freshness" of the boys. The female virgins of paradise are also compared to pearls (56:23).

So, if the mosque does eventually get built, Gutfeld has a way for pearls to be cast before swine.

Originally posted at No Sheeples Here.

5 comments:

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Can a single gay moslem be seen in public with another single gay moslem without a male relative as a chaperone??????

And who decides which one wears a burka?

Just asking?

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

In addition,,,,

Hey since they cannot drink alcohol they could call it the Happy Hookah Bar or the Jumpy Jihadi Joint.

Amusing Bunni said...

That's hilarious.
Pearls before swine.
And, Chris, you're hilarious too!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

The only thing missing is the barbecued pork at the bar. YUUUUUMMMMMM.

I think it's safe to say, the bar will be built if the mosque is. Someone will make it happen.

The War Planner said...

This is so-o-o-o-o cool. Itg is *the* idea of the year. The HillBuzz Boyz suggested the following names:

Some suggestions for the bar's name:

* Ram-a-Dam
* Gee-HOT
* Suspicious Packages
* House of Submission
* Call Me, Ishmael
* Sin Bad and the Seven Boy Ages

And I love the fact that the initial response from one MOOZ-lem organization was that "it was insensitive".

Yeah, right!