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Americans, STAND UP AND BE ON YOUR OWN!!!!! (This message is worth spreading)
I am quite sure most who might view the following are more than aware of our current state of affairs in the U.S. and most likely share the views contained within.
That said, the level of intensity and frustration in this message of a learned Professor, Terry J. Lovell, displays is what I believe deserves further audience as we fight to collectively save our Nation from certain ruin.
Cross-posted on CONSERVATIVE PERSPECTIVE
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
ZO KNOWS !
As you know I'm in the Gold Country for a few days ...
Dudes and Dudettes, I
found some "Occupiers". Yup, here
in Nevada City. There were about ten very smelly,
dred-locked (not cleaned in a year), Deer in a head light
looking,
20ish looking kids. My wife (a very, I'm
ashamed to say, apathetic
person) asks, "why are you
looking at them like "THAT" "? I just roll my
eyes and Say,
"The hippy craze was 45 years ago ... and what stupid
M-Fer
is going to "occupy" redneck country?"
Monday, September 26, 2011
Drafting Guys Over 60
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to
track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to
join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take
us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit
until you're at least 35.
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about
sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about
sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't
sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe
letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it
will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile..
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am. Old guys
always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I
said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may
as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where
we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number
would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting
screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also
developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them
for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the
screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've
been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after
completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still
learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.
He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to
shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little
more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The
last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off
old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know
that their best years are already behind them.
HEY!!
track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to
join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take
us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit
until you're at least 35.
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about
sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about
sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't
sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe
letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it
will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile..
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am. Old guys
always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I
said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may
as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where
we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number
would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting
screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also
developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them
for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the
screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've
been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after
completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still
learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.
He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to
shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little
more about life before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The
last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off
old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know
that their best years are already behind them.
HEY!!
How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!!
You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on
border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.
You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on
border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big type so they can read it.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Monday, September 12, 2011
My Comment . . .
I left this comment at a few places this morning,
so I thought I would post it here too.
I was happily surprised yesterday by the unashamed Patriotism
and 911 remembrances all over TV. As I watched my
football games I thought to myself, "The libs couldn't stop this,
and damn them for trying!"
NEVER FORGET !
NEVER FORGET !
Saturday, September 10, 2011
YOU Want Us To Call 911 What ?
The Dems, led by the Pantload, want a sweeter,
kinder, gentler name for 911. Something new that
would give us a warm and fuzzy feeling though out
the day.
How about:
1. National Service Day
2. Kiss a Liberal on the back of the neck day.
3. Take off your clothes and run through the streets day.
4. Kiss a Muzloon's Ass Day
and my personal favorite:
5. Piss on a NY Ground Zero Survivor Day
kinder, gentler name for 911. Something new that
would give us a warm and fuzzy feeling though out
the day.
How about:
1. National Service Day
2. Kiss a Liberal on the back of the neck day.
3. Take off your clothes and run through the streets day.
4. Kiss a Muzloon's Ass Day
and my personal favorite:
5. Piss on a NY Ground Zero Survivor Day
New York and The Pentagon, We Americans want you to know we share your grief this day. You are in our prayers.
And Libs, This one's for you!
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Direct Quote . . . .
Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"
"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints,
"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints,
I have noticed a large number of people implying with
bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to
state for the record that I disagree with that assessment.
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane
zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a damn genius".
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
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