Sunday, November 6, 2011

Americans, STAND UP AND BE ON YOUR OWN!!!!! (This message is worth spreading)


I am quite sure most who might view the following are more than aware of our current state of affairs in the U.S. and most likely share the views contained within.

That said, the level of intensity and frustration in this message of a learned Professor, Terry J. Lovell, displays is what I believe deserves further audience as we fight to collectively save our Nation from certain ruin.



Cross-posted on CONSERVATIVE PERSPECTIVE


Saturday, October 22, 2011

Saturday, October 15, 2011

ZO KNOWS !


As you know I'm in the Gold Country for a few days ... 
Dudes and Dudettes, I found some "Occupiers". Yup, here 
in Nevada City. There were about ten very smelly, 
dred-locked (not cleaned in a year), Deer in a head light 
looking,  20ish looking kids. My wife (a very, I'm 
ashamed to say, apathetic person) asks, "why are you 
looking at them like "THAT" "? I just roll my eyes and Say, 
"The hippy craze was 45 years ago ... and what stupid M-Fer 
is going to "occupy" redneck country?"

Monday, September 26, 2011

Drafting Guys Over 60

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to
track down terrorists.  You can't be older than 42 to
join the military.  They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.
Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take
us old guys.  You shouldn't be able to join a military unit
until you're at least 35. 
For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about
sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about
sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000
additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier.  'My back hurts!  I can't               
sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe
letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it
will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile.. 
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am.  Old guys
always get up early to pee, so what the hell.  Besides, like I
said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may
as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch. 
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where
we put them.  In fact, name, rank, and serial number
would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting
screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food.  We've also
developed an appreciation for guns.  We've been using them
for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the
screaming and yelling. 
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've
been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope
hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after
completing basic training. 
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet. 
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still
learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl.
He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to
shade his eyes, not the back of his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little
more about life before sending them off into harm's way. 
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The
last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off
old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know
that their best years are already behind them. 
HEY!! 

How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!!
You think MEN have attitudes??
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on
border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night! 
Send this to all of your senior friends...it's in big  type so they can read it.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

My Comment . . .

I left this comment at a few places this morning,
so I thought I would post it here too.

I was happily surprised yesterday by the unashamed Patriotism 
and 911 remembrances all over TV. As I watched my 
football games I thought to myself, "The libs couldn't stop this, 
and damn them for trying!"

NEVER FORGET !

Saturday, September 10, 2011

YOU Want Us To Call 911 What ?

The Dems, led by the Pantload, want a sweeter,
kinder, gentler  name for 911. Something new that
would give us a warm and fuzzy feeling though out
the day.


How about:
1. National Service Day
2. Kiss a Liberal on the back of the neck day.
3. Take off your clothes and run through the streets day.
4. Kiss a Muzloon's Ass Day
and my personal favorite:
5. Piss on a NY Ground Zero Survivor Day

New York and The Pentagon, We Americans want you to know we share your grief this day. You are in our prayers.

And Libs, This one's for you!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Direct Quote . . . .


Direct Quote from "Larry, the Cable Guy"

"Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, 
I have noticed a large number of people implying with 
bad jokes that Cajuns aren't smart. I would like to 
state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. 
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane 
zone and fill it with Democrats that can't swim is a damn genius".

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Monday, August 15, 2011

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Halloween comes early..

..or Debbie Blabbermouth-Schitz: the gift that keeps on giving.

Speaking of early gifts, here is some artwork blatantly ripped off from Scooter's Big Hairy News:

Appropriately named blog in this case, nicht wahr? Be sure to put BHN on your frequently visited blogs list. Along with Odie at Woodsterman, it has some of the most precious artwork on the internet.

ADD PICTURES: As long as we are dredging up images of unpleasant things, I humbly submit the following from the pages of recent history:


McCain is a war hero and all that, but -- especially with his Middle Earth speech in the Senate  last night -- he is becoming a crashing bore.

Just. Go. Away.

-30-

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Support Home Depot

When Hugh Hewitt is bad, he'll put you to sleep. Sometimes, his plugs for Disneyland, his chats with the interminably boring and smug RINO John Campbell are like popping a half bottle of Sominex or Lunesta, and, although, I am a devout Christian, I want red meat politics in my drive time. (Oh, I am gonna get mail for this.) Sometimes I want to reach through the speaker, grab Hewitt by the neck and pull him into the passenger seat of the Warplanner LAV -- my Olive Drab 2000 Jeep Cherokee, so I can smack some sense into him and tell him to stoke the fire in his belly.

But when Hugh is on fire he's, well, on fire.

I was reviewing/catching up on some past downloaded podcasts from his Hughniverse pay content outlet. (You Google it; I ain't wasting time promoting Hewitt's business until he plugs this blog or The War Planner.) and I came upon an interview he did several days ago with Bernie Marcus, the co-founder and CEO of Home Depot. Here is an excerpt:

HH: Let me ask you, Bernie Marcus, people will be very interested in this, do you think we can turn this around? Can this economy go back to the era of growth that Home Depot experienced in the 80s and 90s? Is that possible again?
BM: Listen, the American people are very resilient, unlike other people in the world. We just have to get out of their way. We just have to allow them to grow. And if we don’t do that, and we can’t keep putting in impediments. Look, I know so many small business people today. Nobody wants to expand. They’re not willing to expand today. There’s such uncertainty out there. You have a group of people in Washington today, where they’re the bad guys. I mean, if a man has a successful small business, and he’s making $200,000 dollars a year, he’s the enemy of the world.
HH: Yeah. Do you think the President understands this at all, Bernie Marcus?
BM: I…look, look. I’m sure this guy is, I’m sure his head is in the right place. He just doesn’t understand it. He never worked for a day in his life. How would he know it?
HH: Yeah.
BM: He never had to make a payroll, and he has surrounded himself…there’s a statistic that’s very important. They had a statistic on how many businesspeople worked in every administration. The typical one, the smallest one was something like 35% were in the business world. This administration, it’s 8%. He’s surrounded by college professors, he’s surrounded by economic professionals, but nobody has ever created a job in this administration.
I listened to the whole thing and came away with feeling that (1) this guy has his head screwed on right and (2) I will take my business to Home Depot whenever there is a choice. Fortunately, both of these feelings are easy to honor. Basically, Bernie is one of us: pro-business, thinks The Pantload and his Clown Troupe are economically ignorant turds, and spares no words when ripping them a new one. Also, the only hardware store close by me is an OSH that I hate patronizing because I seem to annoy the help whenever I purchase anything there.

(By the way, a former business owner for whom I wrote software, sold her company and went to work for Home Depot. The stories she told me about working there lead me to believe that Bernie has his employees practice what he preaches. For example, do you know that if you ask a salesperson where to find a product, it's policy that they practically drop everything and take you to where the item is stocked; they also stay with you until you have pretty much made up your mind to purchase. I have experienced this most of the time I am in the store; only when they have customers crawling all over the place, do they seem to deviate from that, but it is understandable and it is nowhere near the sheer animosity I experience a OSH.)

Anyway, I am glad I discovered Bernie Marcus; color me now a big fan!

"..um, fans, they're over on aisle 12 towards the back. Here, I'll take you.."

-30-

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Is This America ?


Putting this aside ... Happy 4th of July!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Which One is Newt ?

Are you having trouble with that question too?

Monday, May 9, 2011