Santa and Hillary

Merry Christmas All

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

There's Just No Pleasing Them

Kissing Your Sisgter

From my high school classmate and dear friend, Tom, the retired Georgia homicide dick:

The Nun and The Cabbie
A cabbie picks up a Nun......She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1- you have to be single, and
#2 you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

Kate

Limp Wrist . . . .

The New Fad

Liberals At Their Finest . . .

Oh Happy Day, Oh Happy Day . . . .

GUILTY! And The Sentence Will Be . . . .

Sheep . . . .

There's Really More Than Three . . . .

Dear NFL

NEVER FORGET!

Thanks AOW

Priorities

Yes Cowards!

America's Most Wanted!

It Will Be Another Year Without The NFL

Last year with Kaepernick acting up I had chosen not

not to watch any NFL football. I hear I wasn't alone. 

Now we have another malcontent acting up ... Well,

EFF him, his coach, the team owner, and the NFL

for ruining football for me again this year. I will be

sitting out another year it looks like.

  

"I Know It's In There"

Where to start: catching up..

The Trump opposition -- mainly the media -- continues it's slide down the slimy sides of the porcelain bowl and into the blue-tinted water as the President with a deft flick of the wrist, flicks the handle and the CNN turds begin their laps around the bowl and, ultimately, their trip to the sewage treatment plant.

It has been such a dizzying ride with these assholes predictably vapor-locking on every tweet Trump puts out that it has been very difficult for one to catalog all of the umbrages they take. But one of my beloved idols sums it all up nicely, particularly the point that those nettlesome with the tweets (including Tucker) should pack it in and enjoy the ride. Here is Tammy Bruce's opinion which I sincerely share:

..goodness knows I am!

That's All We Have To Say About That . . .

Reaction To Georgia's Special Election

LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!

Against Logic?

London Bridges Falling Down..

Another Poor Liberal Victim . . . .

Karma's a bitch!

~ Memorial Day ~

A Leader that thanks those who gave everything.

Veterans . . . .

Sean Knows!

The French, Once Again, Show They Don't Love France

DEFEATED!

Well France, put your head between your legs,

and kiss your ass good bye. You took the EU

and Muslims first, and France last.

Irrelevant TV Host Called My President A What?

List of Sponsors:

Bank of America
Ford
Dodge
Lincoln
Mercedes-Benz
Volvo
University of Phoenix
Amazon Echo
Anheuser Busch
NET10
Sabra hummus

Hey Snowflake!

Walk the Gauntlet at United

Bend over and I'll drive you home..

From Weasel Zippers

Ever the smart ass, my take on this was:

:

It's Not Who You Know But Who You Bl*w

Wheel of Obama

Crap Weasel of the year..

..any questons? Any objections?

Suspected "Whatever" Joins Expedia

With "ALL OF THAT BUSINESS EXPERIENCE" she possesses.

Hey Rachel . . . .

Could Get Ugly

Legitimate?

How To Spot A Snowflake

Star Who?

Oh Joe . . . .

It's Time

Good-Bye Joe

Meanwhile at the Golden Globes . . . .

Our Newest MSM Fool . . . .