Monday, June 4, 2012

Maude and Claude


Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages in Florida . They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner, and much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Despite their ages, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course, and with age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in his/her own thoughts. Claude was thinking, If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler.

Maude was thinking, If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.

2 comments:

The War Planner said...

This one's for you, Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

TWP, I was thinking this was a bit Woodstermanish. I once found a virgin like that ... still hurts when I think about it.