Thursday, September 2, 2010

Subject: Gonorrhea Lectim

Gonorrhea Lectim - help stop this disease

This is very important we need to stop the spread of this disease.
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted
it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the
past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness
is. It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in
2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such
behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually
wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey ,
and Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.


Amusing Bunni said...

This disease must be stopped.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

We're a trying Bunni, We're a trying.